Meet a Mentor - Dayna

Dayna is right on top of the Mounds of Beaver as the fantastic team mentor. She has been a member of Notsos for 1.5 years and has been playing softball for, well, 1.5 years (yes folks, she was a virgin before we got her). But her lack of softball experience never shows, at least not in this league, where she is always willing to jump into any position, play hard, have fun and lead her team with an endless amount of good spirit.


Dayna's already got a couple "claims to fame" by winning a game MVP award with the Tuesdays last year for the biggest and best grunt as well as a "Skirt in the Dirt" award for playing in the legendary "Mud Bowl" (that was last year's playoffs) dressed as a sexy schoolgirl in a short kilt! (picture it peeps, a team full of Notsos dresses as naughty school girls, boys and even a priest rolling around in the mud, it was pretty fun!).

The Cranberries, Zombie would announce Dayna's turn at bat and she also cites "A League of Thier Own" as a favorite sports movie. Obviously this is a league favorite and we really ought to all get together for a movie night in the off-season to watch it again. Girls, Baseball, Lori Petty, Rosie O' and Madonna, what's not to love?

Can't find Dayna? Check the closest computer, if she's not there she is most likely locked in a drunken hug with a Karaoke mic. She is pretty frickin' awesome at Karaoke, so she doesn't need the beer courage to do it, although she enjoys her beer as much as the next person. But if you really want to win her over buy her a "polar bear" shot (which I am quite curious about, so buy me one too!)